Tiger-again

My wife reads the New York Post and keeps me informed of all of Tiger's escapades. Apparently this morning about 2:30 a.m. a middle aged woman went from Tiger's house to the hospital. Elin's mother is in town, so it could have been her. I love this comment by a poster on the website.  

WHEN does this guy and his family sleep? It seems 2:30 is the time for action at the house of the Woods. Shouldn't he be REM'ng during that time?