Serena/Woods

Serena is thinking about being a nail technician. Makes a lot of sense, what with her tennis career doing better than ever, why not pick up a distracting hobby? Tiger Woods has apparently put on some pounds. Ernie Els calls him "selfish" for having his press conference during the Match Play event. Come on Ernie, Tiger selfish? No way, not Tiger "I want my women and I want them now, who cares if my wife is pregnant" Woods.